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I have so many cool new icons courtesy of insmallpackages gift exchange! Thanks to isilrandir who made me these awesome Turk icons, as well as some amazing icons of Tifa Lockhart for another wisher. And weesta made a whole batch of wolf icons that, being an FFVII fan, I just couldn't pass up. There are playlists, drawbles, ficlets, recipes and more.

I am currently working on a few fills of my own, but if you want to check it out, the Get post is here. Or, if you think you can fill a few Chirstmas wishes yourself, scroll through the Grant post!</user></user></user>

Title: Ring of the Ancients
Fandom: Final Fantasy VII/Stargate Atlantis
Pairing/characters: Zack, Cloud
Rating: PG
Contains: mild language, AU
Prompt: FFVII/SGA crossover where Zack ends up taking Cloud through a stargate or quantum mirror when they escape the labs. For feikoi .

Summary: Being a mercenary isn't that different from being a SOLDIER, and somebody always needs a soldier.

( Through the looking-glass... )

The the impotence of proofreading
By Taylor Mali
www.taylormali.com

Has this ever happened to you?
You work very horde on a paper for English clash
And then get a very glow raid (like a D or even a D=)
and all because you are the word¹s liverwurst spoiler.
Proofreading your peppers is a matter of the the utmost impotence.

This is a problem that affects manly, manly students.
I myself was such a bed spiller once upon a term
that my English teacher in my sophomoric year,
Mrs. Myth, said I would never get into a good colleague.
And that¹s all I wanted, just to get into a good colleague.
Not just anal community colleague,
because I wouldn¹t be happy at anal community colleague.
I needed a place that would offer me intellectual simulation,
I really need to be challenged, challenged menstrually.
I know this makes me sound like a stereo,
but I really wanted to go to an ivory legal colleague.
So I needed to improvement
or gone would be my dream of going to Harvard, Jail, or Prison
(in Prison, New Jersey).

So I got myself a spell checker
and figured I was on Sleazy Street.

But there are several missed aches
that a spell chukker can¹t can¹t catch catch.
For instant, if you accidentally leave a word
your spell exchequer won¹t put it in you.
And God for billing purposes only
you should have serial problems with Tori Spelling
your spell Chekhov might replace a word
with one you had absolutely no detention of using.
Because what do you want it to douch?
It only does what you tell it to douche.
You¹re the one with your hand on the mouth going clit, clit, clit.
It just goes to show you how embargo
one careless clit of the mouth can be.

Which reminds me of this one time during my Junior Mint.
The teacher read my entire paper on A Sale of Two Titties
out loud to all of my assmates.
I¹m not joking, I¹m totally cereal.
It was the most humidifying experience of my life,
being laughed at pubically.

So do yourself a flavor and follow these two Pisces of advice:
One: There is no prostitute for careful editing.
And three: When it comes to proofreading,
the red penis your friend.

Title: Behind the Armour
Fandom: Final Fantasy VII, Iron Man (Movie)
Pairing/characters: Reeve Tuesti
Rating: G
Contains: vague mentions of violence
Prompt: FFVII/Marvel!verse for vonuberwald .

Summary: Necessity is the mother of invention.

( Reeve didn't really make weapons; it had never been his thing. )

Title: How Many Chocobos...
Fandom: Final Fantasy VII
Pairing/characters: Tseng, Sephiroth, Zack, Reno, Original Chocobo Character
Rating: G
Contains: Chocobos
Prompt: Zack Fair and Reno, "So, what's the funniest thing you can think of to do with this many Chocobos?" For inoru_no_hoshi via fic_promptly .
Author's Note: So I sort of forgotten I'd written this until someone commented on it. Also, Tseng sort of took over.

Summary: Of the many things Tseng likes about being a Turk, not dealing with chocobos is one of them.

( Going down? )

I am bored. And wanting to write FF7 fic. Comment below with an AU scenario (you know, pirates, space, ninjas, whatever) and I shall write fic. Until I get bored of this, too.

Title: Beyond the Obvious
Fandom: Glee
Pairing/Characters: Kurt Hummel/Noah Puckerman
Rating: R
Contains: mild painplay, frottage
Prompt: kink_bingo 's nippleplay/tit torture square.

Summary: Puck's a politically incorrect, insensitive jerk, but he still seems to know exactly what he's doing.

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Title: Afterglow
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Pairing: John Sheppard/Rodney McKay
Rating: G
Contains: N/A
Summary: Rodney's not one for just enjoying the afterglow.


( If John was expecting romance - Well, this was Rodney, after all. )

Title: Follow Your Lead
Fandom: Final Fantasy VII
Pairing/characters: Tseng/Rufus
Rating: PG
Contains: mentions of violence, biting
Prompt: Tseng/Rufus, how they look out for each other, set to this SeaBound song - Watching Over You. For newgameplus 's Reverseathon.
Summary: You're the house I occupy.

I trust in you (and) I'm watching over you

Title: You're My Best Friend
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing/characters: Sam, Dean
Rating: G
Contains: PDA
Prompt: Queen - You're My Best Friend. For peaceful_sands via song_prompt
Summary: It's not Dean's fault. Really.

( The things you do for your brother. )

Supernatural

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Stargate Atlantis

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( Related Fanfiction )

Title: Revelation
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairings/characters: Dean/Castiel, Gabriel
Rating: PG
Contains: blasphemy and bad language. Set Season 5, because Season 6 hasn't aired here.
Prompt: What if Castiel really was God? But what if that didn't come out until after Dean and Cas have started having sex? For otp_destiel.

Summary: There were some things Dean thought you should know about a person - angel? being? - before you slept with them.

( A touch of the divine. )

Title: Tell
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Pairing/characters: David Parrish/Evan Lorne
Rating: G
Contains: secret relationship. Set pre-DADT repeal.
Summary: To someone who's never felt the need to hide anything he feels, DADT proves rather uncomfortable.


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Title: Just a Formality
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Pairing: John Sheppard/Rodney McKay
Rating: G
Contains: schmoop. No, really, I wrote schmoop.
Author's note: So I was link-hopping when I discovered the Let's Get Gay Married meme over on LJ, a commentfic meme to celebrate New York's legalisation of gay marriage by writing wedding fics. Although I looked through the prompts for something to suit my muse, they were a little light on SGA, which is what I have been reading all afternoon. So I wrote this anyway.

Summary: It's the first time John thinks he's ever been grateful for paperwork.


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The 6 Most Ominous Trends in Video Games via the always wonderful cracked.com


And yes, it's amazingly, overhwhelmingly... true. I have a Wii, and there are games that work, and games that don't. I have a PS2, PS3 and a PSP. I don't want 3D anything - I am prone to focal migraines. Why would I play anything that guarantees pain, loss of vision, nausea and even temporary paralysis? I had my credit card ripped off via PSN last year (they don't like to admit that happens, but they don't really care, because there are always more gamers). I only have a few games that require me to log in online, but it's a pain in the neck, because I don't care about the 'online gaming community' - that's why I have a journal, and it's not for anything so boring as comparing scores. There are already plenty of forums for gamers; I don't need the game companies to provide me with one.

The one thing that made me think there might be hope - the observation that we really try to make games be too many things. Yes, by all means - make two versions of a game, one with the MMO option, and the other the singleplayer campaign. Create a new genre for those long, epic, story-based games with the awesome cinematic custcenes. Seriously, they as much as said with Final Fantasy XIII that it was no longer just about being a game, but something new and different.

New and different sound great to me.

eosrose  has made a podfic for one of my stories! You can find it here:

Title: Courtship Rituals
Fandom: Pet Shop of Horrors
Pairing: D/Leon
Read by: eosrose 
Cover by: eosrose 
Summary: Spring means spring flowers, new life, and procreation. And the pets in D's shop are not the only ones feeling the heat...
Original text: here.

Check it out, and let her know how amazing it is!

Title: For a Given Value of Normal
Fandom: Final Fantasy VII
Pairing/characters: Tseng/Rufus
Rating: PG
Contains: mild violence
Prompt: ff_exchange gift for destinyislands, who wanted Tseng and Rufus, set sometime between AC and DoC, with themes of loyalty/recovery/rebuilding.
Summary: Things have changed a lot in just a few years.




( At least this time, it's for the better. )

Title: Like Flying
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing/characters: Castiel, Dean
Rating: G
Contains: way too much descriptive prose.
Summary: It's not feathered wings beating against empty air.

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Title: On Wings
Fandoms: Stargate Atlantis
Pairing/characters: Sheppard, McKay
Rating: G
Contains: dragons, AU.
Summary: John Sheppard has always wanted to fly.

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